Lyrics

My crush doesn’t like me
In fact they blocked my phone
It’s been confirmed
That I’m gonna die alone

Had a job but they dropped me
A robot took my place
I went online to tell them off but
My social’s been erased

I woke up there was sunshine
I had hopes and dreams and cash
But then my brain remembered
Life had kicked me in the ass
My day has lost it’s flavor
Just as soon as its begun
Thirty seconds in it tastes like
Shitty fruit stripe gum

Spent the night at a party
Still don’t know why
I hardly ever drink
And I’m too scared to get too high

Driving home and they stopped me
They made me walk the line
The cop said I should go get drunk
I’d have a better time

I woke up there was sunshine
I had hopes and dreams and cash
Then my brain remembered
Life had kicked me in the ass
My day has lost it’s flavor
Just as soon as its begun
Thirty seconds in it tastes like
Shitty fruit stripe gum

Fruit stripe gum!